and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
Everyone reblogging is also getting feedback from me you have no choice
@sue-me-wright Garchomp is so fun I love him the big ground shark guy. Absolutely stellar design in pretty much every aspect and he's just so cool hell yea
@feralpumpkincatgirl leavanny is so cool. who doesn't love a cool bug lady yknow? also unova sweep. Golisopod is also mad swag. Absolutely beast of a bug - also bug/water is just a fun typing to me
@the-ark-awaits rowlet and mimikyu are great!! gen 7 really has some amazing designs tbh, but you're also right that haunter needs more love he's such a cool guy and absolutely needs more merch
@oldmanyaoi-jpeg Hisuian typhlosion is so cool!! Like he ourple?? and so sleepy tired and fire/ghost is so so fun. And how can you not love mew, mew is so cool it's just the littlest guy in the world
Also, when you finally turn your phone back on, make sure you are alone or can otherwise midigate the sound. Because it WILL go off the second you turn your phone back on.
I dont know if this will go as badly as the UK test did, but the advice for at risk people DID NOT WORK for us, many people had their phones go off despite turning off the relevant settings and turning off their phones despite assurances that turning off your phone would be enough to prevent the alert.
I would highly suggest that you do not leave room for technical errors and that you store secret phones in a safe location where it cannot be heard, maybe with a friend or loved one that you can trust. Or perhaps go out with your phone to a public place.
dream smp fans: *intense several page long debate on whether or not it is morally okay to stan jack manifold after he plotted to kill a teenager two years younger than him*
hermitcraft fans: this is goodtimeswithscar he builds good and hes a war criminal we love him a lot :)
in dream smp its controversial that awesamdude was implied to use physical force on dream when he wasnt cooperative, and people act like wanting a fictional child abuser to get beaten up means you think actual prisons should abuse the inmates in real life
in hermitcraft scar and bdubs torturing the mycelium resistance by using lava to waterboard them was a quick gag that loomed over their heads for 5 minutes before they got out by swimming and decided to settle the war through mini games. the torture was never brought up again
Strictly within the Hermitcraft lore some of the characters and events that i feel should be pointed out, includes:
Scar, a war criminal who has been involved in three different wars, back to back each season, as either an active participant or profiteering from with his buisness partner, of whom both practice the forbidden art of Vex magic, and sold weapons and TnT to each side in bulk
Doc, also involved in three wars from my knowledge, being contributed to the source of directly starting two. Essentially started a tax collection team which taxed anyone who entered their jungle. Raided and pranked anyone using AFK Fishing farms. Their team blew up someone’s retirement home. He’s a cyborg creeper hybrid who canonically lost his arm to Dinnerbone, who was whitelisted for s time on his old server. Dinnerbone also later joined Hermitcraft for a few months. Oh, and he started war the second time because someone touched his bushes.
Without getting into his other five or so series with intense lore, Grian’s hermitcraft character is canonically a time traveler, simply manifested within the season six world when the Hermits traveled to it for the first time, and can travel between worlds. He arrived to season 7 via flying machine.
There’s whatever the hell Ren dog has going on, with having multiple characters including a mad scientist who may or may not be a crab? A time traveling hippie who travels through space in a van, and also the Renperor who is uhh trying to bring Ren to the dark side and influencing him with the promise to bring his beloved pet cow, Pamela, back to life
Two times in a row, best friend trio ZIT: Zedaph, Impulse, Tango were all on opposite sides of war. Zedaph usually was a neutral party from the sidelines watching his friends fight. Somehow Impulse and Tango are never on the same side. Impulse’s side of the first war wrote a diss track against Tango’s and one of Impulse’s verses was “Tango how could you betray me” and since then are still yet to be on the same side of something.
There’s also Zombie Cleo, who currently is running a zoo with animals and creatures made out of armor stands. It includes some sorta animal lunging onto children and dragging bodies into their habitat. She was also a pirate past season
Joe Hills also has a tie with death, as when he has to much money/diamonds it goes straight to his head and kills him, basically, and he becomes the Jhost. This is mostly within streams but as if this season he refuses to touch diamonds as he believes its the root of all evil I’d say it can apply to canon
..this is all i can think to add asd I’ve only been in this fandom, of which has existed since?? What?? 2012?? I’ve been here less than a year.
she’ll also be adding a child stuck in the mouth of a gigantic pelican, overall nothing’s TO horrifying from her yet. her and Joe are great friends.
They’re making a human zoo for all the Hermits, with builds and interactive exhibits highlighting them and what they’re up to this season. and yeah money basically kills Joe?
During his streams the more money he gets the bigger his head gets. literally. every 20 dollars his face camera will increase in size until it takes up to much of the screen, and then he starts lowering the joepacity, and that’s when he becomes the jhost. he also will put on chains sometimes? it’s him quoting/referencing something with literature.
He’s an english nerd who signs off every video with a poem or a poem prompt. he also writes songs but his brother preforms them. he’s just a cynical man who is also My Actual Father.
During the season 6 war, he and Cleo were on the side of the war which had a disstrack dropped on them by the other side. Joe wrote/preformed his own response. But also, that war was being settled as basically capture the flag? and every side had like. twenty lives, i think? and if one person died during the war then one life was marked down. when the disstrack dropped on them Joe took down a life. it was brilliant.
everyone’s war criminals! there’s BDubs, who was part of those tax collectors, he’d just sometimes rob AFK Fish farms, he paid off Scar, the wizard war criminal, with bushes to get info on Viva La Revolution and the AFK Fishers (can’t remember their side’s name, i think Old Hermit Order, because the tax collectors were the New Hermit Order) and hosted a raid into Mumbo Jumbo’s base to frame the Viva La Revolution to try and get him on their side.
BDubs also canonically fell out of the sky in season 6, as during season five, with the tax collection, he uhhhhhh basically got trapped in the jungle? it kinda overtook him, i think?..still watching his season 5. but yeah then in season 5 he fell from the sky, joining back up with Doc, the creeper hybrid who was the only NHO survivor for that season. season 7 Bdubs is. a lot. less of a hothead but holy shit the man’s like, insane. he’s like a yippy chihuahua. he works with Scar, the war criminal who is also the mayor of the shopping district, and is just. i can’t describe him. he’d just. rabid.
oh yeah there’s also the Sewer Cats
Bdubs, Grian, Impulse, and Scar, all were running a secret sewer society, beneath someone’s full-scale city that was built in survival
(This isn’t even half of it, maybe not even a quarter)
and they were going around stealing bits and pieces to see if anyone would notice. They managed to get two storage containers, two forklifts, two pieces of graffiti, a full-scaled private jet, a custom built tree, an entire wheatfield (almost a full chest of it) the top of a lighthouse, and more. Impulse also flipped half a mansion the wrong way. five double chests and a shulkerbox full of supplies and he built it again but so it was the other half, because there was just half a mansion in the middle of the city, which is a whole different story.
there was also the time during THIS season’s war that the Resistance against the government (and grass blocks) got stuck in a death loop to a ravager inside a warhouse. the Mycelium Resistance had a huge HQ, which they built twice- one was a decoy- got broken into and most of their mycelium supplies were stolen. so a few members of the Resistance broke into the HEP (Hermit Environmental Protection, aka The Man who were replacing mycelium in their shopping district with grass) warehouse where they accidentally blew up all the shulkerboxes of mycelium but still were all able to get an inventory full. Not until after they got stuck in a deathloop by ravager with strength, swiftness, regen, and slowfalling that fell from the roof.
oh yeah also when the Resistance’s HQ got blown up by a drilling machine HEP had commissioned it took a whopping like, five minutes, until Grian (head of the Resistance) gave Scar (the head of HEP, who commissioned a drilling machine after spending like two weeks digging 3-3 tunnels throughout an entire mooshroom island at bedrock level) a tour of the HQ which Grian agreed to give the HEP since it was discovered and therefore useless.
The Hermits go to war with STYLE. none of them are particularly skilled in PvP, but damn if they’re not out here to tell a story and make op machines while doing it. Shoutout to season 6′s ghast they captured and inserted into the building to release on the enemy during their civil war. and the slowfalling creeper launcher.
a-bnana